The Rosales Family Part 26
Jan. 14th, 2008 01:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
doronjosimaThis update is MASSIVE. Seriously, it's quite large, because I wanted to get huge hunks of college out of the way. (Four Rosales-Varmas in college was just insane.) But first, Rosales/Hortense honeymoon spam.
Rosales and Hortense finally leave their hotel room to dance on the beach.
They really love each other, it's very cute.
Hortense makes with the smooches...
And then immediately gets pissed off. Bipolar much, my dear? (Oh wait, she is pregnant, maybe she's just moody...)
This is exactly what me and my boyfriend do when we are in hotel rooms. Yep, lie on the bed and watch TV. Such realism!
It is the honeymoon, so naturally, more WooHoo occurs.
Hortense: Congrats on graduating! You like totally rock, honey!
Nothing like being congratulated to make Rosales amorous.
You people JUST did it like two seconds ago! Hortense, you're going to get a urinary tract infection if you keep this up!
They finally make it outside again, in the dead of night. Hortense swoons over Rosales.
They sit on the beach and chat.... since Hortense is involved, the subject is naturally money.
They finally break away and see the sights. Rosales takes a sauna break.
Hortense gets a heated stone massage. I am seriously wanting a Bon Voyage vacation myself here.
Rosales attempts to make friends with the hilariously coiffed denizens of the island. He wanted to learn the hula, but no one was willing to teach him.
Despite just getting a relaxing massage, Hortense continues to be bipolar.
She drowns her anger in the local cuisine. Even though her hunger bar is completely full.
This leads to Rosales taking a snapshot of her, to showcase her weight gain. (Again, I can barely tell the difference between the fat mesh and the regular mesh for female Sims.)
Hortense dances with the native girl, but again, nobody learns the hula.
Apparently the sight of Hortense leaping into Rosales' arms is hilarious.
They tour some ruins, and look entirely bored with the concept.
Hortense makes a wish. Probably for money.
Rosales makes a wish, too.
He gets his wish! :D
This man's title is "Tour Guide", a misleading appellation. It should actually be "Dispenser of Torture Outings and Third Sub-Minion of Satan". I honestly have never had a good tour from this dude.
Hortense complains bitterly about the crappy tour.
Rosales also had a horrible time. He's furious!
An angry pillow fight should appease them.
Their last night on their honeymoon, Hortense brings up the possibility of adding to the family.
Despite the horrible tour and Hortense's constant attempts to get a UTI, they had a wonderful vacation.
She works off the vacation pounds, and wonders if she might be pregnant...
That would be an affirmative!
I heard someone playing the bass upstairs, and was confused because every other Sim in the house was accounted for. It was Stubbly Jones, who had been there since the wedding! Dude, that was days ago, get the hell out of the house!
Now, back to college, where I decided to move all the other Rosales-Varmas into the dorm Bindi was living in. Somehow I thought this would make things easier. Ha, foolish mortal!
As soon as they get there, they all start gossiping about their dad. What did Froog ever do to anyone?!
Bindi and Nancy are always dancing in the common room. Don't you people have classes to go to?!
Upon arrival, Anthony decides to call up Conveniently Naked Girl, who it turns out is named Lydia. He works his mojo.
Outside, dormie Rosemarie has a message from God. No wait, lightning just struck a tree and set it on fire. It's not a burning bush.
Anthony: I might like you better if we slept together...
Lydia: I only make out on the first date.
What is Bindi laughing at?
Oh, her sister. Boomfreeka got a perfectly normal makeover. Bindi is just kind of a snot sometimes.
Determined to get into Lydia's pants, Anthony moves her out to the hot tub. Despite her tendency to get naked all the time, she's kind of a cold fish.
Then back to the bedroom, where he falls for her.
And WooHoo occurs! Score one for Anthony, finally his Romance Sim dreams are becoming manifest.
Lydia seems to like him more now, but he's oblivious.
Then, Anthony STRUTS down the hallway in his drawers! He's my first Sim to ever strut. :D
Alfred invites his professor friend over, and they greet each other with kisses.
Boomfreeka is minding her own business and taking out the trash, when their pissy neighbor shows up. Yep, people have been using the telescope again.
He shoves her into the garbage can!
She shoves back! Boomfreeka takes no shit.
Boomfreeka: You didn't know I only had one nice point, did you bitch?!
Neighbor: *cringe cringe*
Alfred makes the mistake of asking his professor if he likes what he sees. Professor is into fatties. Poor Alfred. He's crushed.
Still in his underwear and quite possibly reeking of another woman, Anthony chats up dormie Nerissa. Class, all the way.
She clearly is filled with the spirit of DO NOT WANT.
I send the twins out to try to find some mates. Anthony, because he wants to WooHoo everything in sight and he needs more conquests, and Boomfreeka because she hasn't even gotten to kiss anyone yet.
Anthony has a thing for redheads, but this girl left right after he talked to her.
Boomfreeka finds the bartender to be totally hawt.
He doesn't respond well to her conversation tactics though.
So, she moves on to the nexttarget guy. Sadly, he's poor, and so she loses interest. (She's a Fortune Sim...)
The bar scene was deader than dead, so they moved on to the student center. Boomfreeka meets legacy slut Castor Nova.
He tells her he's the bomb, and she agrees!
Unfortunately, he is completely uninterested in her charms.
When she scopes the room, it becomes apparent that she has questionable taste in men. She thought Eurotrash Boy was really hot. Maybe she's just a big Kraftwerk fan.
Even the weird looking guys reject her! Can't they see how awesome Boomfreeka is?
Meanwhile, Anthony is busy chatting up any girl he comes across.
Boomfreeka really liked this guy, but he was not interested.
Meanwhile, back at the dorm, Bindi is transfixed by Nancy's hotness.
Autonomous squeezing!
Autonomous makeouts!
Nancy takes a dip in the hot tub, and promptly gets struck by lightning. I delete the hot tub almost immediately after this.
Bindi: Damn, babe, what the hell happened to you....?!
Upon Anthony's return, he discovers Lydia has left him an expensive vase. He sells it for cash. Heartless! (Well, I sold it, actually...)
Anthony invites over one of his lady friends and turns on the charm. Poor Genesis, she has no idea what's coming.
The girls actually study. It is college.
Alfred: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
Anthony and Genesis continue to get along. She gets a crush. Run! Run while you can, girl!
Still smarting over the rejection from his professor, Alfred befriends this red-haired cutie who dresses like Freddy Mercury.
Anthony: So, you wanna?
Genesis: I dunnooooooo.....
None can resist the power of Anthony!
Genesis: Oh my god, what have I done?!
I believe now is where I should point out that Crystal the Intolerant has become the dorm bitch. She's always desperately trying to get people to pay attention to her and like her. It's very odd. I guess Hortense broke her spirit.
Crystal: Hey guys, can I dance with you too? I don't hate lesbians, really!
Bindi: So, my sister is really desperate, wanna meet her?
Poorly Dressed Man: Desperate, you say? Lemme at her!
Anthony continues to get his mack on, this time with Laci.
Nooooo, Laci, don't fall in love with him! He's a man-whore!
Ah, the awkward expressions say it all.
Alfred shares Boomfreeka's questionable taste in men.
See what I mean? Neither of these guys gave them the time of day.
*Sigh*. Maybe this guy will like her?
DENIED.
Boomfreeka consoles herself by talking to the bartender again.
Apparently, she talks about herself a lot... maybe that's your problem, honey.
But hey, the bartender doesn't reject her charms! Hooray!
Meanwhile Alfred talks movies with a poorly dressed individual.
Speaking of clothes, everyone gets new outfits.
Nerissa seems to have overcome her dislike of Anthony, and decides to parade herself in front of him in her bikini.
Nerissa: Gosh, don't you hate laundry day? All I have to wear is this skimpy bikini!
Anthony: Sweeeeeeeet....
Alfred discovers Creepy Bedroom Stalker Dude is actually 1) nice and 2) has a name. He and Shea Pai hit it off.
Anthony continues his shark-like pursuit of Nerissa.
She's falling for him. Run away, girl! Run away!
Crystal continues to try to be involved in stuff.
Boomfreeka takes advantage of her and forces Crystal to write her term paper. Then she jeers and laughs at her.
She invites the bartender over and learns his name is Amin Gregory. They play jan-ken-poh, and Amin wins.
Then he feels the agony of defeat. Dude, she totally let you win at first so you'd like her.
They have a date, filled with much hugging and leaping-into-arms.
Finally, Boomfreeka takes matters into her own hands and lays a hellacious smooch on Amin.
And suddenly gets furious...? Girl, what the hell is your problem?
Apparently, she doesn't like that the smooch put Amin over the top into the Best Friends category. Whatever!
Meanwhile, Alfred and Shea are having a cheapass dorm date.
Sheais falling for Alfred in a big way!
Awww, kissing!
Well, who knew Nerissa was a yaoi fan?
Shea goes for an autonomous kiss.
It's love!
Apparently, this dorm is just crawling with yaoi fangirls. Get out, lady!
They totally did it, but the handholding afterwards is just adorable.
Delayed reaction....
Alfred: Man, Shea is so fine!
Alfred makes the bed, which happens to be Bindi's. Hide the evidence!
Amin waited for Boomfreeka to come home from class, then proclaimed his love! Awww!
Dude, lay off the drugs.
Boomfreeka: Hey, we're best friends, why don't we do it?
Amin: You're on, lady!
Why does everyone look so ashamed after they do it?!
Boomfreeka really likes Amin...
So, marriage is proposed!
Amin accepts!
Then he runs out to play in the leaves. In his underwear. Okay, buddy.
Not to be outdone, Alfred decides to propose to Shea! (Boomfreeka gets her groove on in her undies...)
Shea is shocked!
But he immediately accepts!
This? This is what the neighbors see, every night. Oh you wacky college students, with your free love and your lack of decent attire!
Crystal continues to be the dorm bitch, and is forced to clean.
Anthony makes his move on Nerissa.
Crystal isn't as tolerant as she pretends to be.
Crystal: Gay marriage?! OMG EW!
Of course, Anthony, no one wants to watch TV when they could stare at your fine ass. Also, Boomfreeka, you have a closet full of clothes, honey.
Bindi graduated! She looks stunned!
Ah, it's time to grow up into an adult. And also, to transition into the same hair she had as a teenager. Huh?!
The picture is hella dark, but she is still cute.
SimRoz wanders by the dorm...
Anthony continues to work on Nerissa. She foolishly falls in love with him.
Yeah, we knew it would happen.
Inevitable WooHoo.
Anthony: Could you like, go? I need to sleep, babe. You're great, thanks.
Anthony takes a break from all the WooHoo to play catch with Stubbly Jones. He went to a community lot to meet more chicks, but only elders showed up. As he finds white hair disgusting, he was unhappy.
And, he continues to be S-M-R-T, as he propositions Rosemarie in the same room as Nerissa.
Slappity-slap!
Boomfreeka is mortified by her twin's romantic pecadillos.
Nerissa's ire isn't enough to stop Anthony from going for Rosemarie.
Yeah, we all knew this was going to happen.... I'd like to point out, I don't have ACR installed either. Anthony is just a man-whore on his own.
He attempts to apologize to Nerissa. She's not having it.
Anthony: Well, you're blind if you think you're hotter than Rosemarie! Who needs you!
The penguin shows up to impart some advice to Anthony:
Penguin: Bitches ain't nothin' but ho's & tricks!
Anthony: Damn, you're a harsh penguin.
Uh-oh.... this can't be good.
Yep, mortal enemies. Rosemarie must have bragged about Anthony liking her better.
And it's ON!
Alfred loves a good catfight. Oddly, the llama is completely uninvolved this time.
Nerissa wins this battle, but the war is as yet undecided.
Alfred sings a heartfelt song in his winter coat.
Not all women fall for Anthony's pimp hand. Some of them have class.
A Japanese shrine is installed where the hot tub used to be. Boomfreeka is the first to make a wish.
Her fortune? To be showered with money, apparently in coin form! She was thrilled though, she made $1000.
Anthony tries his luck, and the gods are not as kind. What will happen?
And that's all for now. Whew, what a lot of pictures.
Rosales and Hortense finally leave their hotel room to dance on the beach.
They really love each other, it's very cute.
Hortense makes with the smooches...
And then immediately gets pissed off. Bipolar much, my dear? (Oh wait, she is pregnant, maybe she's just moody...)
This is exactly what me and my boyfriend do when we are in hotel rooms. Yep, lie on the bed and watch TV. Such realism!
It is the honeymoon, so naturally, more WooHoo occurs.
Hortense: Congrats on graduating! You like totally rock, honey!
Nothing like being congratulated to make Rosales amorous.
You people JUST did it like two seconds ago! Hortense, you're going to get a urinary tract infection if you keep this up!
They finally make it outside again, in the dead of night. Hortense swoons over Rosales.
They sit on the beach and chat.... since Hortense is involved, the subject is naturally money.
They finally break away and see the sights. Rosales takes a sauna break.
Hortense gets a heated stone massage. I am seriously wanting a Bon Voyage vacation myself here.
Rosales attempts to make friends with the hilariously coiffed denizens of the island. He wanted to learn the hula, but no one was willing to teach him.
Despite just getting a relaxing massage, Hortense continues to be bipolar.
She drowns her anger in the local cuisine. Even though her hunger bar is completely full.
This leads to Rosales taking a snapshot of her, to showcase her weight gain. (Again, I can barely tell the difference between the fat mesh and the regular mesh for female Sims.)
Hortense dances with the native girl, but again, nobody learns the hula.
Apparently the sight of Hortense leaping into Rosales' arms is hilarious.
They tour some ruins, and look entirely bored with the concept.
Hortense makes a wish. Probably for money.
Rosales makes a wish, too.
He gets his wish! :D
This man's title is "Tour Guide", a misleading appellation. It should actually be "Dispenser of Torture Outings and Third Sub-Minion of Satan". I honestly have never had a good tour from this dude.
Hortense complains bitterly about the crappy tour.
Rosales also had a horrible time. He's furious!
An angry pillow fight should appease them.
Their last night on their honeymoon, Hortense brings up the possibility of adding to the family.
Despite the horrible tour and Hortense's constant attempts to get a UTI, they had a wonderful vacation.
She works off the vacation pounds, and wonders if she might be pregnant...
That would be an affirmative!
I heard someone playing the bass upstairs, and was confused because every other Sim in the house was accounted for. It was Stubbly Jones, who had been there since the wedding! Dude, that was days ago, get the hell out of the house!
Now, back to college, where I decided to move all the other Rosales-Varmas into the dorm Bindi was living in. Somehow I thought this would make things easier. Ha, foolish mortal!
As soon as they get there, they all start gossiping about their dad. What did Froog ever do to anyone?!
Bindi and Nancy are always dancing in the common room. Don't you people have classes to go to?!
Upon arrival, Anthony decides to call up Conveniently Naked Girl, who it turns out is named Lydia. He works his mojo.
Outside, dormie Rosemarie has a message from God. No wait, lightning just struck a tree and set it on fire. It's not a burning bush.
Anthony: I might like you better if we slept together...
Lydia: I only make out on the first date.
What is Bindi laughing at?
Oh, her sister. Boomfreeka got a perfectly normal makeover. Bindi is just kind of a snot sometimes.
Determined to get into Lydia's pants, Anthony moves her out to the hot tub. Despite her tendency to get naked all the time, she's kind of a cold fish.
Then back to the bedroom, where he falls for her.
And WooHoo occurs! Score one for Anthony, finally his Romance Sim dreams are becoming manifest.
Lydia seems to like him more now, but he's oblivious.
Then, Anthony STRUTS down the hallway in his drawers! He's my first Sim to ever strut. :D
Alfred invites his professor friend over, and they greet each other with kisses.
Boomfreeka is minding her own business and taking out the trash, when their pissy neighbor shows up. Yep, people have been using the telescope again.
He shoves her into the garbage can!
She shoves back! Boomfreeka takes no shit.
Boomfreeka: You didn't know I only had one nice point, did you bitch?!
Neighbor: *cringe cringe*
Alfred makes the mistake of asking his professor if he likes what he sees. Professor is into fatties. Poor Alfred. He's crushed.
Still in his underwear and quite possibly reeking of another woman, Anthony chats up dormie Nerissa. Class, all the way.
She clearly is filled with the spirit of DO NOT WANT.
I send the twins out to try to find some mates. Anthony, because he wants to WooHoo everything in sight and he needs more conquests, and Boomfreeka because she hasn't even gotten to kiss anyone yet.
Anthony has a thing for redheads, but this girl left right after he talked to her.
Boomfreeka finds the bartender to be totally hawt.
He doesn't respond well to her conversation tactics though.
So, she moves on to the next
The bar scene was deader than dead, so they moved on to the student center. Boomfreeka meets legacy slut Castor Nova.
He tells her he's the bomb, and she agrees!
Unfortunately, he is completely uninterested in her charms.
When she scopes the room, it becomes apparent that she has questionable taste in men. She thought Eurotrash Boy was really hot. Maybe she's just a big Kraftwerk fan.
Even the weird looking guys reject her! Can't they see how awesome Boomfreeka is?
Meanwhile, Anthony is busy chatting up any girl he comes across.
Boomfreeka really liked this guy, but he was not interested.
Meanwhile, back at the dorm, Bindi is transfixed by Nancy's hotness.
Autonomous squeezing!
Autonomous makeouts!
Nancy takes a dip in the hot tub, and promptly gets struck by lightning. I delete the hot tub almost immediately after this.
Bindi: Damn, babe, what the hell happened to you....?!
Upon Anthony's return, he discovers Lydia has left him an expensive vase. He sells it for cash. Heartless! (Well, I sold it, actually...)
Anthony invites over one of his lady friends and turns on the charm. Poor Genesis, she has no idea what's coming.
The girls actually study. It is college.
Alfred: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
Anthony and Genesis continue to get along. She gets a crush. Run! Run while you can, girl!
Still smarting over the rejection from his professor, Alfred befriends this red-haired cutie who dresses like Freddy Mercury.
Anthony: So, you wanna?
Genesis: I dunnooooooo.....
None can resist the power of Anthony!
Genesis: Oh my god, what have I done?!
I believe now is where I should point out that Crystal the Intolerant has become the dorm bitch. She's always desperately trying to get people to pay attention to her and like her. It's very odd. I guess Hortense broke her spirit.
Crystal: Hey guys, can I dance with you too? I don't hate lesbians, really!
Bindi: So, my sister is really desperate, wanna meet her?
Poorly Dressed Man: Desperate, you say? Lemme at her!
Anthony continues to get his mack on, this time with Laci.
Nooooo, Laci, don't fall in love with him! He's a man-whore!
Ah, the awkward expressions say it all.
Alfred shares Boomfreeka's questionable taste in men.
See what I mean? Neither of these guys gave them the time of day.
*Sigh*. Maybe this guy will like her?
DENIED.
Boomfreeka consoles herself by talking to the bartender again.
Apparently, she talks about herself a lot... maybe that's your problem, honey.
But hey, the bartender doesn't reject her charms! Hooray!
Meanwhile Alfred talks movies with a poorly dressed individual.
Speaking of clothes, everyone gets new outfits.
Nerissa seems to have overcome her dislike of Anthony, and decides to parade herself in front of him in her bikini.
Nerissa: Gosh, don't you hate laundry day? All I have to wear is this skimpy bikini!
Anthony: Sweeeeeeeet....
Alfred discovers Creepy Bedroom Stalker Dude is actually 1) nice and 2) has a name. He and Shea Pai hit it off.
Anthony continues his shark-like pursuit of Nerissa.
She's falling for him. Run away, girl! Run away!
Crystal continues to try to be involved in stuff.
Boomfreeka takes advantage of her and forces Crystal to write her term paper. Then she jeers and laughs at her.
She invites the bartender over and learns his name is Amin Gregory. They play jan-ken-poh, and Amin wins.
Then he feels the agony of defeat. Dude, she totally let you win at first so you'd like her.
They have a date, filled with much hugging and leaping-into-arms.
Finally, Boomfreeka takes matters into her own hands and lays a hellacious smooch on Amin.
And suddenly gets furious...? Girl, what the hell is your problem?
Apparently, she doesn't like that the smooch put Amin over the top into the Best Friends category. Whatever!
Meanwhile, Alfred and Shea are having a cheapass dorm date.
Sheais falling for Alfred in a big way!
Awww, kissing!
Well, who knew Nerissa was a yaoi fan?
Shea goes for an autonomous kiss.
It's love!
Apparently, this dorm is just crawling with yaoi fangirls. Get out, lady!
They totally did it, but the handholding afterwards is just adorable.
Delayed reaction....
Alfred: Man, Shea is so fine!
Alfred makes the bed, which happens to be Bindi's. Hide the evidence!
Amin waited for Boomfreeka to come home from class, then proclaimed his love! Awww!
Dude, lay off the drugs.
Boomfreeka: Hey, we're best friends, why don't we do it?
Amin: You're on, lady!
Why does everyone look so ashamed after they do it?!
Boomfreeka really likes Amin...
So, marriage is proposed!
Amin accepts!
Then he runs out to play in the leaves. In his underwear. Okay, buddy.
Not to be outdone, Alfred decides to propose to Shea! (Boomfreeka gets her groove on in her undies...)
Shea is shocked!
But he immediately accepts!
This? This is what the neighbors see, every night. Oh you wacky college students, with your free love and your lack of decent attire!
Crystal continues to be the dorm bitch, and is forced to clean.
Anthony makes his move on Nerissa.
Crystal isn't as tolerant as she pretends to be.
Crystal: Gay marriage?! OMG EW!
Of course, Anthony, no one wants to watch TV when they could stare at your fine ass. Also, Boomfreeka, you have a closet full of clothes, honey.
Bindi graduated! She looks stunned!
Ah, it's time to grow up into an adult. And also, to transition into the same hair she had as a teenager. Huh?!
The picture is hella dark, but she is still cute.
SimRoz wanders by the dorm...
Anthony continues to work on Nerissa. She foolishly falls in love with him.
Yeah, we knew it would happen.
Inevitable WooHoo.
Anthony: Could you like, go? I need to sleep, babe. You're great, thanks.
Anthony takes a break from all the WooHoo to play catch with Stubbly Jones. He went to a community lot to meet more chicks, but only elders showed up. As he finds white hair disgusting, he was unhappy.
And, he continues to be S-M-R-T, as he propositions Rosemarie in the same room as Nerissa.
Slappity-slap!
Boomfreeka is mortified by her twin's romantic pecadillos.
Nerissa's ire isn't enough to stop Anthony from going for Rosemarie.
Yeah, we all knew this was going to happen.... I'd like to point out, I don't have ACR installed either. Anthony is just a man-whore on his own.
He attempts to apologize to Nerissa. She's not having it.
Anthony: Well, you're blind if you think you're hotter than Rosemarie! Who needs you!
The penguin shows up to impart some advice to Anthony:
Penguin: Bitches ain't nothin' but ho's & tricks!
Anthony: Damn, you're a harsh penguin.
Uh-oh.... this can't be good.
Yep, mortal enemies. Rosemarie must have bragged about Anthony liking her better.
And it's ON!
Alfred loves a good catfight. Oddly, the llama is completely uninvolved this time.
Nerissa wins this battle, but the war is as yet undecided.
Alfred sings a heartfelt song in his winter coat.
Not all women fall for Anthony's pimp hand. Some of them have class.
A Japanese shrine is installed where the hot tub used to be. Boomfreeka is the first to make a wish.
Her fortune? To be showered with money, apparently in coin form! She was thrilled though, she made $1000.
Anthony tries his luck, and the gods are not as kind. What will happen?
And that's all for now. Whew, what a lot of pictures.
