doronjosima | The Rosales Family Part 24

Finally, a break from work, so I can post more of the Rosales Family story.

We start with Bindi, greeting Flauta Suarez from my SelfSim Experiment legacy.

Gratuitous Flauta picture, just because I think she turned out quite cute.

I changed Hortense's makeup yet again. I think this version will stick.

Bindi and Nancy leap into each other's arms all the time. Hortense laughs, oh those wacky lesbians.

What's this? Nancy finds Hortense repulsive. Puke-tastic, in fact.

You can't invite anyone into a dorm without them hanging out for an entire day, it seems. Flauta rocks out. In her raincoat. Okay!

Hortense is fascinated by the fish.

Rosales is writing a novel. Either that or he's listening to Thomas Dolby. SCIENCE!

Bindi tips Flauta, I think in the hopes that she will go home.

Hortense is sick and tired of Crystal's intolerant bullshit. Seriously!

Whenever that cow shows up, everyone always ends up all minus-minus. I hate the cow. Hortense and Rosales hug, oblivious to the cow's negativity vibes.

Flauta is delighted by Rosales' talk of robot overlords.

Bindi gets stuck listening to Creepy Bedroom Stalker Guy's political rantings. AWKWARD.

I swear, sometimes I think Crystal is purposely baiting Hortense. MISTAKE.

Huh, Bindi finds Hortense completely unattractive as well. Go fig.

There's a nice hetero-normative display right in front of the lesbians.

Apparently, that face-sucking PDA is enough to push Bindi and Nancy over the edge, and they get engaged!

Bindi is pleased, Nancy seems fearful.

They're soon back to adorable PDAs of their own.

Meanwhile, this must be too much for Crystal to take, so she picks a fight with Hortense.

Rosales, working on his novel, is oblivious to the catfight directly behind him!

Girl fight tonight!

Hortense is less than pleased. And what's that in the background? That damn cow! Minus-minus all around!

Hortense is really peeved. I find her angry face hilarious.

Next all hell breaks loose, and I end up completely baffled. It starts with Rosales and the cow getting fussy with each other.

Then the "cheating" icon appears above the cow's head. HUH?!

And then it appears over Rosales' head as well! Color me confused, because I swear they never interacted.

The cow loses its shit and slaps Rosales! Apparently for being a dirty cheater...?

Then they become mortal enemies. Oooookay....

Rosales apparently feels the need to apologize to Bindi, who is not having it.

No, she's seriously NOT having it.

Then, he apologizes to Hortense, I guess for cheating...?

And Bindi slaps Hortense, also for cheating. By this point, I have no idea what's going on or who did what to whom, I am only thankful that I don't have ACR installed, because that would clearly make more drama than I can handle.

Rosales and Hortense aren't too angry to keep from WooHooing each other though. Baffling!

Then Hortense spends an afternoon lighting things on fire.

The neighbor Bindi spied on shows up, and threatens her until she phases through a desk.

Bindi: "Nobody shoves me through a desk! Get lost, creep!"

Rosales sells a novel. I guess with all the inexplicable drama going on around him, he had plenty of grist for the mill.

This pleases him, very much.

Hortense tries to distract herself with studying.

And Nancy just thinks they're all batshit crazy.

The other Varma siblings come over. Anthony tries to impress Hortense with his grades.

Then he completely creeps me out by swooning over his own older brother. Who swoons over himself! STOP THAT!

Bindi fills Alfred in on all the cheating gossip. Alas, I still have no idea who cheated on who. Such a mystery.

She plays Punch-You-Punch-Me with Nancy, but apparently hits too hard.

Hortense stops this gal on the street to compliment her on her choice of winter wear.

Then she digs for treasure.

A random, reasonably attractive woman wanders by.

A cheerleader attempts to interrupt a study party.

Nancy: "Go die! Tee hee!"

Rosales starts a snowman...

Nancy and Bindi continue to be an adorable couple.

That is one happy girl. Bindi must be awesome in bed.

Despite her revulsion, Nancy tries to make friends with Hortense, who talks about nothing but gold.

And money! Sheesh, what a gold digger.

Bandanna Guy thought Hortense was fine, but she ain't feeling him.

These two are adorable every time they are around each other.

Bindi is all smiles.

Rosales finishes his snowman.

Bindi actually starts her term paper. It's good to actually do the college thing while you are there. It can't all be WooHoo with your cute lesbian lover.

MY FIRST PENGUIN. I went crazy and took far too many pictures. Picspam to follow.

Since I could not pet the penguin, I sent Bindi outside to do it for me.

With a wish for world peace, the penguin was gone as quickly as he came. Goodbye, adorable penguin!

Snowball fight!

Followed by WooHoo. How else should one warm up?

These two and their pillow fights, it's constant.

See?

But it makes them laugh so much!

I have no clue what's going on in this picture.

Finally, it's no longer winter, so everyone gets a new outfit.

Bindi tries to make amends with Hortense.

They have a serious conversation.

It must work, because they become BFFs.

Nancy is still disgusted by Hortense. Maybe because she brings up inappropriate subjects in public! Sheesh!

Hortense meets Guayabera Suarez (also from my SelfSim Experiment). In the background, someone rifles through their trash.

Dance party! Guayabera gets it started.

The Smustling doesn't go so well.

Guayabera has one nice point, I believe. This picture proves it.

Nancy can levitate.

Boomfreeka stops by and she and Hortense bond over talk of makeup.

They then proceed to do the School Cheer like nine million times.

I'm not kidding. They love it. I think they both might be what we used to call "Bowheads" back in the day.

Hortense proves that she has never seen the movie Carrie, and mocks Crystal in the showers.

Crystal takes out her anger by being intolerant of Bindi and Nancy.

Nancy really cannot stand Hortense. It's become quiet comical.

SimTracy wanders by the front of the house, and she's apparently worried about her deodorant.

Hortense actually studies...

And conveniently ignores the streaker in the common room.

Romance novel time! Hortense is probably looking for pointers for her WooHoo sessions with Rosales.

SimMeg wanders by, so Hortense greets her. Always good to get in the good graces of the grandmother!

They have a friendly chat on the sidewalk.

Then SimMeg decides to get into the hot tub!

Bindi was planning to romance Nancy in the hot tub, but her GRANDMOTHER is there.

Apparently, she doesn't care THAT much...

I think she's hoping her displays of affection will make Grandma go home...

Success! SimMeg toddles off, and Bindi and Nancy can get down, right out in the open. Kids these days, I swear...

That's all for now! More to come, hopefully sooner next time. Thanks for reading!